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First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher. ~ Alaric Saltzman



You`re pathetic when you`re fishing. ~ Damon Salvatore
You`re transparent when you`re deflecting. ~ Stefan Salvatore



Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss. ~ Alaric Saltzman



What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers? ~ Caroline Forbes



It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
~ Damon Salvtore



You were adopted, Elena. ~ Stefan Salvatore



This is kidnapping.  ~ Elena Gilbert
That's a little melodramatic, don't you think? ~ Damon Salvatore



Elena, I couldn`t leave without knowing you. ~ Stefan Salvatore



First day at school, when we met. It wasn`t the first time, Elena.
Then when was it?
May 23d 2009.
But that was...
That was the day your parents car, went off the bridge.
You were there?
 "Every couple of years, I come back here to see zach and see my home. Last spring I was out in the woods by old wickery bridge. I heard the accident, all of it. I was fast getting there but not fast enough. The car was already submerged. Your dad... he was still concious, I was able to get to him. But he wouldn`t let me help him, until I helped you."



I can handle the truth, Stefan. As crazy as it is, I can handle the fact that you`re a vampire, and
you have a vampire brother, and that my best friend is a witch. I can accept the fact
that the world is a much more mysterious place than I ever thought possible, but this, this lie,
I cannot take. What am I to you? Who am I to you? ~ Elena Gilbert



I knew that you would trust me, if you believed I was worthy of your trust.
~ Stefan Salvatore



Come on you don`t like pickles? What`s wrong with you? ~ Damon Salvatore



I told her to face down her fear, and I`m sensing now that you know exactly why she was scared. You know what I am.
And yet you offered me your hand, which means you wanted me to see that I can trust you. ~ Stefan Salvatore



The problems are still going to be there when you get home. ~ Damon Salvatore



Oh you were so much more fun when you were asleep. ~ Damon Salvatore



I saved your life. ~ Elena Gilbert
I know.
~ Damon Salvatore
And don't you forget it. ~ Elena Gilbert



You're not the worst company in the world, Elena. ~ Damon Salvatore



Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
~ Damon Salvatore



I look like her. ~ Elena Gilbert



I was right about Mystic Falls. There's evil here. I can feel it... everywhere. ~ Alaric Saltzman



This room holds a lot of memories.  This is the only place that has remained constant.
It holds every memory I thought was important enough to hold on to.
~ Stefan Salvatore



If you walk away, it's for you. Because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you. ~ Elena Gilbert



Career-night is the new bowling. ~ Jenna Sommers



I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
~ Damon Salvatore



You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag. ~ Alaric Saltzman



I`ve things to do, people to kill. ~ Logan Fell



I have tons of these wooden bullets, so nothing funky.
~ Logan Fell



I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful. ~ Damon Salvatore



Art implies culture and culture implies... not you. ~ Jeremy Gilbert



You just pointed out that I have no self-control. Clever strategy.
~ Jenna Sommers



I don't wanna talk about my future, Stefan. Because everything you're
saying makes it perfectly clear you aren't gonna be in it. ~ Elena Gilbert



We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!. ~ Damon Salvatore



This isn't about love. This is about revenge.
~ Stefan Salvatore



Katherine never compelled me. I knew everything. It was real. ~ Damon Salvatore



I thougt I couldn`t be with you Stefan, but I can. You don`t have to push me away. I can do this. ~ Elena Gilbert



I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
~ Damon Salvatore



I have a bigger surprise Stefan. I`m gonna bring her (Katherine) back. ~ Damon Salvatore



Don`t forget I taught you how to play this game. ~ Damon Salvatore



Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.
~ Caroline Forbes



You know, I`ve been thinking. We should start over. Give this brother thing
another chance. We did oh so well once upon a time. ~ Stefan Salvatore



That`s like two `hey`s`. Don`t you have any other words in your vocabulary? ~ Caroline Forbes



I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.
~ Jenna Sommers



A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.' ~ Elena Gilbert



I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers. ~ Damon Salvatore



Do you ever feel like there`s no person in the world who loves you?
~ Caroline Forbes



I have a diabolical master plan. ~ Damon Salvatore



I couldn`t miss your hundred and whatever birthday. ~ Elena Gilbert



I was feeling epic, whatever. ~ Lexi



When it`s real, you can`t walk away. ~ Lexi



I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool. ~ Caroline Forbes



Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
~ Damon Salvatore
It flares up in the presence of psychopaths. ~ Elena Gilbert



Oh the famous, Elena. ~ Lexi
Towel Girl. ~ Elena Gilbert
I've been called worse. ~ Lexi



Stefan smiles, alert the media. ~ Damon Salvatore



Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.
~ Matt Donovan



Elena is warm and she`s kind and she`s carrying and she`s selfless and it`s real
and honestly when I`m around her I completely forget what I am. ~ Stefan Salvatore



It`s my day and that guy that jumped naked in the Trefi fontain and got drunk on the Statue of Liberty,
that guy can take a brake from all his worrying for one night and go to the stupid party. ~ Lexi



Can I get an one line version so I can at least pretend to be helpful?
~ Bonnie Bennett



You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever. ~ Lexi



Your dad thinks I fill your head with al my witchy joojoo. ~ Sheila Bennett



I`m older and that means stronger. Don`t ruin my time with Stefan, cause I`ll hurt you and you know I can do it.
~ Lexi



I need to swear you to secrecy. ~ Bonnie Bennett
It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff. ~ Elena Gilbert



I`m heading to New York for the weekend. Bon Jovi in the Garden, Wanted Dead or alive! It`s our theme song! It will be a blast.
~ Lexi



Why are you so mean to me? ~ Damon Salvatore
Have you met you? ~ Lexi



It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.
~ Lexi



What's keeping you here? ~ Lexi
I told you. Her name is, Elena. ~ Stefan



I know what I saw, but I don`t understand.
~ Jeremy Gilbert



I don`t wanna feel like this. But I can`t, with everything that`s happened, I can`t lose the way I feel about you. ~ Elena Gilbert



Part of me wishes, that I could forget too. Forget meeting you, finding
out what you are and everything that has happened since. ~ Elena Gilbert



It`s difficult to seperate your feelings. Love, lost, anger, desire, it can all blur into one urge. Hunger.
~ Stefan Salvatore



This daylight thing is a bitch. ~ Vick Donovan



It`s not meant to be fun. It`s real and it`s serious. And you must understand it before you practice it. ~ Sheila Bennett



So she`s a vampire with issues?
~ Elena Gilbert



And goodmorning to you, little Miss `I'm on a mission. ~ Damon Salvatore
How can you be so arrogant and glimp after everything that you`ve done? ~ Elena Gilbert
And how could you be so brave, and stupid, to call a vampire arrogant and glimp. ~ Damon Salvatore



Oooookay, Count Deepak. I am outta here. ~ Damon Salvatore



I say, `Snatch, eat, erase. ~ Damon Salvatore



You can easily kill somebody, then you have to carry that with you for the
rest of your life which, if I haven`t made clear, is eternity.
~ Stefan Salvatore



You don`t have to kill to feed, just find someone really tasty and then erase their memory afterward. It`s so easy. ~ Damon Salvatore




Why does everyone have to die on me? ~ Jeremy Gilbert



I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.
~ Caroline Forbes



our life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be. ~ Damon Salvatore



We'll come up with a story ~ Stefan Salvatore
You mean, we'll come up with a lie. ~ Elena Gilbert



May I come in? Oh wait, of course I can I`ve been invited. ~ Damon Salvatore



You`re afraid of me. I`m gonna go out on a limb and guess. Stefan finally fessed up. ~ Damon Salvatore



I`ve been in love. It`s painful, pointless and overrated.
~ Damon Salvatore



Damon and I. Looks like we`re stuck with each other. ~ Stefan Salvatore



Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be. ~ Damon Salvatore



I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.
~ Vicki Donovan



"You have no idea of the future I`ve planned for us Stefan. You, me and Damon. No rules. ~ Katherine Pierce



Dude? Really? Dude?! ~ Damon Salvatore



What Damon wants, Damon usually gets. ~ Stefan Salvatore



Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead. ~ Vicki Donovan



I would never hurt you. You`re safe with me. ~ Stefan Salvatore



The Salvatore brothers, best friends.
~ Stefan Salvatore



Oh don`t get blood on the couch, please? ~ Damon Salvatore



We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ~ Stefan Salvatore



The smart and kind Salvatore brothers both coming to my rescue. How will I ever choose?
~ Katherine Pierce



I didn`t care I had something my brother wanted. I didn`t even care if I hurt him. I only knew that I wanted her. ~ Stefan Salvatore



I've been 17 years old since 1864. ~ Stefan Salvatore



That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.
~ Stefan Salvatore



I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient. ~ Damon Salvatore



Dear diary, I`m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die, that`s the world we live in.
There`s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought.
People are supposed to be who they say they are and not lie or hide their true selves. It`s not possible.
I`m not a believer. I can`t be. But how can I deny what`s right in front of me?
Someone who never grows old. Never gets hurt. Someone who changes in ways that can`t be
explained. Girls bitten. Bodies drained of blood. ~ Elena Gilbert



Mom, if I wanna talk boys I`ll call dad. At least he`s successfully dating one.
~ Caroline Forbes



Hey I`m not saying this for you. I`m saying this for her. She`s big on trust. The more you try
to hide whatever it is you`re hiding, the more determined she`s gonna be to figure it out. ~ Matt Donovan



I think that my paranoia has turned into full-blown hallucinations. ~ Elena Gilbert



Everything you know, and every belief you know is about to change. Are you ready for that?
~ Stefan Salvatore



If you`re going to dump me, I figure you should at least know who you`re dumping. Let`s start with Katherine.
She had this perfect olive skin. And she had this laugh, it was ridiculous, I mean her laugh would make you laugh.
And she was fun, she knew how to have a good time. But, Katherine was also very impatient and entitled and selfish
and uhm impulsive. Enter Damon. He claims that he was with her first. I don`t know. I do know I did some things
I`m not proud of. My biggest regret is not being able to make things right before she died.
I miss her, but I`m no longer crippled by her loss.~ Stefan Salvatore



We`re not family Damon. Only in the most disfunctional sense. ~ Zach Salvatore



I`m not going to be one of those pathetic girls, whose world stops spinning because of some guy. ~ Elena Gilbert



You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The
lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are. ~ Damon Salvatore



And have you heard from Stefan? ~ Jenna Sommers
Not since he left that very big message three days ago: Hi uuhm Elena
I uuhm have something I have to do I`ll uuhm explain in a few days.
~ Elena Gilbert



You`re going out with Logaaan. ~ Elena Gilbert
I`m gonna show up and torture him, yes. ~ Jenna Sommers



I want so much to make things right but every instinct in my body is
telling me to be careful. What you don't know can hurt you.
~ Elena Gilbert



I`m a drug using deliquent, girl in bed doesn`t really rank, sorry. ~ Jeremy Gilbert



Yes, being a 150 year old teenager has been the height of my happiness. ~ Stefan Salvatore



I feel a little used, I thought we were having a moment. Now I`ll have to go to the
party angry, who knows what I`ll do.
~ Damon Salvatore



Doesn`t it always come down to the love of a woman? ~ Damon Salvatore



I did what I had to do. To protect Elena. To protect everyone. Yes Damon...
the headline reads: Deadly beast captured. All is well in Mystic Falls. ~ Stefan Salvatore



I was young and stupid. Then things changed and life got... real.
~ Logan Fell



Trust is earned. I can`t just magically hand it over. ~ Elena Gilbert



Some girls just can`t refuse my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. ~ Damon Salvatore



This is John Varavatos, dude. Dick. Move.
~ Damon Salvatore



How come you don't sparkle? ~ Caroline Forbes
Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun ~ Damon Salvatore



Caroline Forbes, when have you ever kept a secret in your life?
~ Bonnie Bennett



I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same. ~ Elena Gilbert



So what are you going to buy me. ~ Tyler Lockwood
Some class. ~ Vicki Donovan



It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud. ~ Damon Salvatore



Look at you all dressing up for your date tonight. You seem happy-ish. ~ Bonnie Bennett
I am... ish. ~ Elena Gilbert



You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon? ~ Damon Salvatore



How do you look in a suit? ~ Elena Gilbert
I can pull one off. ~ Stefan Salvatore



"What`s so special about this Bella girl? Edward`s so whipped." ~ Damon Salvatore
You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't. ~ Caroline Forbes
I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it. ~ Damon Salvatore



You're dead, dude. Get over it. ~ Damon Salvatore



Everything that used to matter doesn't matter anymore. ~ Elena Gilbert



I saw Elena today, BTW - that means 'by the way'. She was at cheerleading practice. She looks so perky in her little
short shorts. Simmer down. I didn’t even go near her. I’ve got my own cheerleader now. ~ Damon Salvatore



I was wrong.  There's no humanity left in Damon.  No good., no kindness., no love.  Only a monster who must be stopped. ~ Stefan Salvatore



It's all so ra-ra go team!
~ Damon Salvatore



Does it look like I do dishes? ~ Caroline Forbes



I like you.  You know how to laugh.  And you make Stefan laugh. Something I haven't seen in a very long time. ~ Damon Salvatore



I think there's something he doesn't want me to know, which makes me want to know all the more. ~ Elena Gilbert



Yeah and than you pourred gran another shot and she told you about the aliens. ~ Caroline Forbes



You don't visit, Damon.... you appear.  Periodically.  Reminding me that this isn't my house,
that you're only allowing me to live here... allowing me to live. ~ Zach Salvatore



Elena used to be way more fun and I 'm saying that with complete sensitivity.
~ Caroline Forbes



Today, I'm obsessed with numbers.  The numbers I keep seeing, 8, 14, and 22. How weird is that?  ~ Bonnie Bennett
Maybe you should play the lottery. ~ Elena Gilbert



Football is a contact sport. Sometimes people get hurt. ~ Tyler Lockwood



I've played football before.  Wide receiver mostly, I'm pretty good. ~ Stefan Salvatore



I went home tonight planning to write in my diary, which I've done every day since my mother gave me one when I was 10. 
 It's where I get everything out and it all goes in this one little book, which I keep on the 2nd shelf behind this
really hideous ceramic mermaid. Then I realized I would only be writing things I should probably be telling you. ~ Elena Gilbert
What would you write? ~ Stefan Salvatore
I would write, Dear Diary, Today I convinced myself it's ok to give up. Stick with the status quo, now just isn't the time. But my reasons aren't reasons, they're excuses and the truth is, I'm scared Stefan. I'm scared that if I let myself be happy for one minute, that the my world's going to come crashing down and I don't know if I``ll be able to survive that ~ Elena Gilbert
Do you want to know what I would write? I met a girl, we talked and it was epic. Then the sun
came up and reality set in. Well, this is reality, right here. ~ Stefan Salvatore



Elena and I may not be together right now, but I`m looking out for her. I`ll always be looking out for her. ~ Matt Donovan



That`s for me to know and for you dot dot dot. ~ Damon Salvatore



I quit. I'm a quitter. ~ Elena Gilbert



Parental authority. I like it. ~ Jeremy Gilbert



You got Tannered. Been there.
~ Elena Gilbert



I`ve become my worst nightmare. The authority figure. ~ Jenna Sommers



I touched Stefan and I got a really bad feeling. ~ Bonnie Bennett



I got the other brother.  Hope you don't mind.
~ Caroline Forbes



There's more to me than gloomy graveyard girl. ~ Elena Gilbert



Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul.  So many adjectives. ~ Damon Salvatore



For once I don`t regret the day before it begins. Because I know I`ll see him again.
For the first time in a long time I feel good.
~ Elena Gilbert



I had a plan.  I wanted to change who I was.  Live my life as someone new. 
Someone without a past,. Without the pain. Someone alive. ~ Stefan Salvatore



We met, we talked., and it was epic.  But then the sun came up and reality set in. ~ Elena Gilbert



Elena, I just want you to know that I haven't given up on us.
~ Matt Donovan



It's good to be home.  I think I might stay a while. ~ Damon Salvatore



Wow, Vicki Donovan says 'no,' that's a first. ~ Tyler Lockwood



You won't be sad forever, Elena.
~ Stefan Salvatore



We never got to the texting part. ~ Elena Gilbert
That's an important part in any relationship ~ Bonnie Bennett



Where's your ring? The sun is coming up in  a couple of hours and poof.. ashes to ashes. ~ Damon Salvatore



Great gal, she's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look popped.
~ Damon Salvatore



Tell me, when's the last time you had anything stronger than a squirrel? ~ Damon Salvatore



Elena, she's a dead ringer for Katherine. ~ Damon Salvatore



You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?
~



If you hurt Vick one more time, I swear to God I'll kill you. ~ Jeremy Gilbert



So Grams is telling me that I'm psychic.  Our ancestors were from Salem; witches and all that - I know crazy. 
But she's going on and on about it and I'm like 'put this woman in a home already!' ~ Bonnie Bennett



Caroline, you and me, it's not gonna happen. ~ Stefan Salvatore



His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue. ~ Caroline Forbes



He has that romance novel stare. ~ Bonnie Bennett



You can't keep following me around like a lost puppy. ~ Vicki Donovan



It's all about the coffee, Aunt Jenna. ~ Elena Gilbert




Dear Diary: Today will be different. It has to be. I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, 'I'm fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better.' I will no longer be the girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It's the only way I'll make it through.
~ Elena